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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
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Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
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Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
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A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
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Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
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Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
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Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
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Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
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It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
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You cannot unsay a cruel word.
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Every path has a few puddles.
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When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
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The best sermons are lived, not preached.
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Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen
anyway.
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Don't judge folks by their relatives.
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Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
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Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and
think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
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Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you
none.
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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
stop diggin'.
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Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
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The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal
with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes
from bad judgment.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than
puttin' it back in.
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If you get to thinkin'you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God
God
Bless Ya'll, Chaplain Gramps
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